The Blade Trilogy: Oh Yeah. You Better BELIEVE It’s Bad-Ass!

Here’s my theory about Blade: When he started his career, he made a list of all the vampires in the world. At the top, he put the baddest, nastiest, most kick-ass vampires in existence. At the bottom, he put all the whiny, puling, useless scrubs.

In the first movie, he started killing at the top of the list, and continued down. In the second, he cleared out the middle of the list. And in the third, he was down to the very bottom of the list: the only vampires left were useless, self-pitying, whiny wretches. So he killed all of them.

And that explains all the vampires in the third movie. And now, THE VIDEO!