Video Game Alternate Universes: Which is the Darkest Timeline?

Is it King Washington? Day of the Tentacle? Or was it Starkiller’s reign of terror?

None of these are as dark as the timeline where McDonald’s ice cream machines are never broken down. I won’t tell you what price that timeline paid for having cheap, mostly tasteless McDonald’s ice cream on tap 24/7, but it was dark.

So, so dark.