SUPERBOWL TRAILER EXTRAVAGANZA!

They played some sportsball, they showed some commercials, and here’s the trailers for the movies I’m looking forward to the most.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2!

John Wick: Chapter 2!

Stranger Things 2!

Yeah, there’s a lot of “2’s” there, which could cause me to go off on a rant about how Hollywood is endlessly retreading concepts… but I won’t. I like all these things, and I’m looking forward to more.

Powerless: DOOMED From The Start!

So, here’s Powerless: You live in the DC Universe, but aren’t a superhero. How bad does your life suck?

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Pretty bad, or so the trailer makes it seem.

“Super heroes are super terrifying” is an interesting idea, but a stupid one. Good for a one-shot (Astro City did it fine), but not as a continuing series. And certainly not for a comedy.

Much less a comedy that isn’t funny.

Imma add Powerless to the list of TV Shows That Were Doomed From the Start.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (also, the Rudolph Honest Trailer!)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! And, to celebrate this totally-not-Christmas Holiday, we bring you… A CHRISTMAS RANKIN AND BASS STOP MOTION SPECTACULAR FROM 1964!

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That’s right, it’s the Honest Trailer for the perennial Christmas mainstay, Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer.

Dinosaurs, lolwut?