Okay, I lied. The Spider-Man one is only sort of okay. And I have the feeling that I’m gonna loathe that annoying fat kid even more than I do right now.

OTOH, the next movie looks great! Or rather, looks like it could be great. It could also be a tedious, over-CGI’d mess that stupefies rather than entertains.

And, of course, the last season of Game of Thrones. All this trailer reminds me of, is that the series is about 1000x better than whatever George will eventually come up with.

So exciting!

10 Game Trailers That Straight Up Lied To Your Face!

Oh, sure, they ALL lie, but these were the worst…

I was a BIG FAN of the Dead Island trailer, so the game itself was befuddling. Even after 6 years, though, the trailer still kicks bootie.

Then, of course, there’s 2013’s live-action remake, which is also dynamite.

Sad the game didn’t live up to the trailer. What could have been…

A Cornucopia of Blade Runner 2049 Goodness!

So… it’s coming. Blade Runner 2049.

Blade Runner 2049 — Ana de Armas and Ryan Gosling

Btw, the chick in the car is Ana de Armas and she is GORGEOUS.

And here’s the trailer!

And also a couple of posters.

The other one!

Monday Morning Trailer Time!

So… they were released.

Up first: the 4K, 3D restoration of Terminator 2!

And then… Christopher Nolan’s DUNKIRK!

And that’s it. There was some kind of trailer for Runaways, Marvel’s upcoming series on Hulu, but it was cammed during one convention or another, so Hulu is playing takedown Whac-A-Mole instead of just releasing it. Doesn’t matter, it sucked anyways.

The Inhumans…

Marvel’s next hit TV show… The Inhumans.

Or perhaps not. HERE’S THE TEASER!

Well, that was completely underwhelming.

The Inhumans are one of Marvel’s weirder group of supers, and that’s before Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D got ahold of them. You can be forgiven for not knowing who the hell they are.


Yes. A woman with prehensile hair and a man who can’t speak lest he nuke a city with the sound of his voice.

We’ll see.