Four (Kinda Sorta Okay Maybe Not) Fabulous Trailers!

ComicCon’s trailer-palooza continues! First off: Stranger Things Season 2!

And now, the Justice League!

And also, Steven Spielberg’s READY AUDIENCE NOSTALGIA!

Last and least, the UK Netflix trailer for Star Trek: Discovery! (It’s broadcasting on Netflix in the UK.)

What a terrible show that’ll turn out to be.

Marvel’s Monday Fivesome!

San Diego ComicCon came and went, leaving a HOST of Marvel trailers in its wake.

Might be good. Might not.

I don’t have a good feeling about this one.

No.

No x2.

Also, some dude leaked the super-secret Avengers: Infinity War trailer. My heart is filled with sadness. You definitely shouldn’t click here to see it before Marvel sues them out of existence.

Friday Trailer Spectacular!

Assuming every pans out, I should be on my way to see Dunkirk and Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets RIGHT NOW. So in honor of my Friday Movie Marathon, here’s a trio of ABSOLUTELY HYPE trailers!

I’m not gonna lie, I had my doubts about this. But this trailer is AMAZING. If the movie’s half this good, I am all over that.

People were playing this up as a new Defenders trailer, which technically I don’t think it is. The Punisher scenes are from his solo show, and most of the rest isn’t from Defenders itself, but the lead-in series. Even so, I’m hoping Defenders is good, and not an unwatchable mess.

I’ll watch it. Hope it doesn’t suck.

THREE. INCREDIBLE. TRAILERS.

Okay, I lied. The Spider-Man one is only sort of okay. And I have the feeling that I’m gonna loathe that annoying fat kid even more than I do right now.

OTOH, the next movie looks great! Or rather, looks like it could be great. It could also be a tedious, over-CGI’d mess that stupefies rather than entertains.

And, of course, the last season of Game of Thrones. All this trailer reminds me of, is that the series is about 1000x better than whatever George will eventually come up with.

So exciting!

10 Game Trailers That Straight Up Lied To Your Face!

Oh, sure, they ALL lie, but these were the worst…

I was a BIG FAN of the Dead Island trailer, so the game itself was befuddling. Even after 6 years, though, the trailer still kicks bootie.

Then, of course, there’s 2013’s live-action remake, which is also dynamite.

Sad the game didn’t live up to the trailer. What could have been…