The Inhumans…

Marvel’s next hit TV show… The Inhumans.

Or perhaps not. HERE’S THE TEASER!

Well, that was completely underwhelming.

The Inhumans are one of Marvel’s weirder group of supers, and that’s before Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D got ahold of them. You can be forgiven for not knowing who the hell they are.

So, I present this QUICK REFRESHER COURSE!

Yes. A woman with prehensile hair and a man who can’t speak lest he nuke a city with the sound of his voice.

We’ll see.

TWO—Count ‘Em, Two—Terrible Trailers!

Two trailers came out today, and they both look AWFUL. First up: THE DEFENDERS!

Someone smack that “immortal Iron Fist”, because he sounds like a whiny little punk. All in all, I’m got getting positive vibes from this one.

And now… THE DARK TOWER!

Listen, assholes, ROLAND DOES NOT NEED TO BE CONVINCED TO GO TO THE TOWER BY SOME SNOT-NOSED PUNK KID.

That’s the entire POINT of his character.

You’ve taken a colorful and original character, and turned him into another cookie-cutter “Reluctant Hero”, refusing the call to adventure. SAVE ME FROM SAVE THE CAT. Save us all.

The movie looks resoundingly generic. What a waste.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY! Super Secret Super Secrets!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 is almost here! Let’s learn some secrets of the first super movie!

And if that wasn’t enough, they came up with SEVEN MORE!

And, just for a little extra added spice, “Men at Arms: Reforged” builds Gamora’s sword, Godslayer!

Awesome Digital Art from Maryneim!

Over on Deviantart, artist Mei Lauviah (aka Maryneim) creates masterful photomanips (pics assembled from digitally altered pieces of other images) of just about every character under the sun.

Take this one of the X-men’s “British by way of Japan” psychic ninja, Psylocke.

Psylocke

Then there’s her take on Elsa and Anna from Disney’s Frozen.

Elsa and Anna

And peep on She-Ra, Princess of Power (from the late 80’s Saturday morning cartoon show of the same name).

She-Ra

There’s plenty more pics in the gallery below, and you can find even more—including many Sailor Moon characters, Lara Croft from Tomb Raider, Betty Boop, and more—AT THE LINK! (Mildly NSFW, obvs.)

Fant4-Suck!

Yes, the F4nt4st!c ƒ0ü®! What a movie.

What an awful, awful movie.

I’m not usually a fan of the Nostalgia Critic—nothing personal, just don’t appreciate his schtick—but this one is definitely worth watching, if for no other reason than he truly brought out some new aspects of the movie. I thought I had plumbed the depths of suck in this flick, but Nostalgia Critic managed to find more gems of awfulness.

TO THE VIDEO!

Yes, it was truly bad.