THREE. INCREDIBLE. TRAILERS.

Okay, I lied. The Spider-Man one is only sort of okay. And I have the feeling that I’m gonna loathe that annoying fat kid even more than I do right now.

OTOH, the next movie looks great! Or rather, looks like it could be great. It could also be a tedious, over-CGI’d mess that stupefies rather than entertains.

And, of course, the last season of Game of Thrones. All this trailer reminds me of, is that the series is about 1000x better than whatever George will eventually come up with.

So exciting!

It’s King Arthur! No, Not That One…

Did you see King Arthur yet? Not the new one, the one by “The producer of Pirates of the Caribbean“?

You didn’t miss much. I mean, Antoine Fuqua is a capable director, and has made some EXCELLENT movies, but this one isn’t one of them. Let’s prove it.

TO THE VIDEO!

Also, this is my 2000th post on the blog. Sweet.

Also, also, I’ll be reviewing the new King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, on Geek Gab today. SWEETER!

A Cornucopia of Blade Runner 2049 Goodness!

So… it’s coming. Blade Runner 2049.

Blade Runner 2049 — Ana de Armas and Ryan Gosling

Btw, the chick in the car is Ana de Armas and she is GORGEOUS.

And here’s the trailer!

And also a couple of posters.

The other one!

Monday Morning Trailer Time!

So… they were released.

Up first: the 4K, 3D restoration of Terminator 2!

And then… Christopher Nolan’s DUNKIRK!

And that’s it. There was some kind of trailer for Runaways, Marvel’s upcoming series on Hulu, but it was cammed during one convention or another, so Hulu is playing takedown Whac-A-Mole instead of just releasing it. Doesn’t matter, it sucked anyways.

TWO—Count ‘Em, Two—Terrible Trailers!

Two trailers came out today, and they both look AWFUL. First up: THE DEFENDERS!

Someone smack that “immortal Iron Fist”, because he sounds like a whiny little punk. All in all, I’m got getting positive vibes from this one.

And now… THE DARK TOWER!

Listen, assholes, ROLAND DOES NOT NEED TO BE CONVINCED TO GO TO THE TOWER BY SOME SNOT-NOSED PUNK KID.

That’s the entire POINT of his character.

You’ve taken a colorful and original character, and turned him into another cookie-cutter “Reluctant Hero”, refusing the call to adventure. SAVE ME FROM SAVE THE CAT. Save us all.

The movie looks resoundingly generic. What a waste.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY! Super Secret Super Secrets!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 is almost here! Let’s learn some secrets of the first super movie!

And if that wasn’t enough, they came up with SEVEN MORE!

And, just for a little extra added spice, “Men at Arms: Reforged” builds Gamora’s sword, Godslayer!