Three E3 Trailers… (Okay, 4. Too many trailers to pick just 3.)

For those of you that have lives, some E3 stuff!

First up: Bioshock’s last hurrah, Anthem!

This goes big, or EA kills ’em.

Next, CD Projeckt Red’s much anticipated Cyberpunk 2077!

Based on R. Talsorian’s Cyberpunk RPG, development has been lengthy and stormy. I truly hope this game is as awesome as Witcher 3.

Fallout 76, which (from this trailer) is another Fallout, only this time a MMO-type thing. I guess.

Last, Halo 6 aka Halo Infinite.

As long as it’s measurably better than 5—which SUCKED—it’ll make bank.

The new Gears of War looked like crap, so I skipped it. I’ll probably have to review it sometime, but until then I’ll likely just ignore it.

Video Game Alternate Universes: Which is the Darkest Timeline?

Is it King Washington? Day of the Tentacle? Or was it Starkiller’s reign of terror?

None of these are as dark as the timeline where McDonald’s ice cream machines are never broken down. I won’t tell you what price that timeline paid for having cheap, mostly tasteless McDonald’s ice cream on tap 24/7, but it was dark.

So, so dark.