Just have NO interest in this movie. I’ll see it, probably in the theaters, probably just for Geek Gab, but I have no hope it’ll be worthwhile.
Yes, it’s the second Marvel movie post in as many days, but this one is even BIGGER, even though it’s about someone smaller: ANT-MAN!
Let’s begin with plot holes a gogo, and How It Should Have Ended!
Then you can count the movie’s cinematic sins with “Everything Wrong With Ant-Man In 19 Minutes Or Less”!
And last, Ant-Man DESTROYS THE PLANET EARTH in “Film Theory: Marvel’s Ant-Man Could KILL US ALL!”
Reminder: Ant-Man was amazing and fun, and I’m looking forward to Civil War, largely to see him in action again.
Look, I liked the movie. And I DESPERATELY searched for some other video to highlight it, but the two “real science behind The Martian” videos I watched were BORING. So you get this fun and interesting one instead.
Also, go see The Martian. Yes, it’s Saving Matt Damon… in Spaaaace! but it’s still good.
Posted literally the same day my “Die Hard is my FAVORITE Christmas movie!” post, it’s Honest Trailers: Die Hard. And it’s Just. That. Awesome.
JUST like Die Hard.
Yippi ki yay, motherfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu… I mean MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
So, you may have heard that Macauley Culkin, Kevin from Home Alone, did a little reprise video: Kevin, 20 years later. And it is funny. Also dark. But funny. Also, LANGUAGE. But funny.
And here it is!
But what you may not know is that Daniel Stern, Marv from Home Alone (aka the tall burglar, aka the one who wasn’t Joe Pesci), ALSO did a reprise video: Marv, after he saw the above video.
And here IT is!
Home Alone is legitimately one of my five favorite Christmas movies of all time, here presented in ascending order:
5. Santa Clause
4. Muppet Christmas Carol
3. Home Alone
And my #1 all time favorite Christmas movie:
1. Die Hard
‘Cause Die Hard rocked, and if you don’t like Die Hard, YOU DON’T ROCK!
Does whatever an ape can?
(Sorry, bad Spider-Man theme song joke.)
Anyway, it’s got Samuel L. Jackson in it, that nasty Nazi from Inglorious Basterds and Margot Robbie, who isn’t a bit ugly. And now… Teaser Trailer!
The Legend of Tarzan: Consider yourselves officially teased!
In honor of the Very Special Episode of Geek Gab: The Force Awakens, we ask:
Just how bad was Star Wars: Episode III: The Revenge of the Sith?
To answer that burning question, we present three — count ’em, three! — shorts about Episode III.
First, get honest about its flaws with the Honest Trailer!
Second, try to figure out How It Should Have Ended:
Last, a roster of all Lucas’s cinematic sins:
BONUS VIDEO: The epic, Epic, EPIC takedown / autopsy of Episode III by Red Letter Media! NOT TO BE MISSED.
Does The Force Awakens suck as much as any of the prequels? Come listen to Geek Gab for the answer!
5 PM Eastern today!