Fant4stic 4 Really DID Suck That Much!

And we have the numbers to prove it!

That video reminds me of nothing so much as my live-tweeting of the first time I saw Fant4stic Four. SO LETS DO THAT!

 

The verdict? #WarpigIsRight

Missing Movie Scenes That Should Have Been There — Maybe

Many of these scenes sound worthwhile, but fact is, it doesn’t take much to ruin the pacing of the movie. A lot of “Director’s Cuts” take incredible movies and wreck them, making them slow-as-sludge and boring to boot. So, even though these scenes might have been good to see, their absence is probably a good thing.

Super Secrets of… Labyrinth!

I confess: I knew pretty much all of these because I used to watch the “Making of…” features on DVDs. Back when I bought DVDs. And also had the free time.

So, weren’t too many surprises, except for the Michael Jackson thing. I mean, can you IMAGINE? MJ steals a baby, to turn into a goblin? CREEPY.

Okay, I just creeped myself out. I need to go do something innocuous and innocent to wash away the skeeves.

Well, I could always watch Labyrinth. Nothing creepy there!

LABYRINTH, David Bowie, Jennifer Connelly, 1986, (c)TriStar Pictures/courtesy Everett Collection
LABYRINTH, David Bowie, Jennifer Connelly, 1986, (c)TriStar Pictures/courtesy Everett Collection

Maybe not.