THREE. INCREDIBLE. TRAILERS.

Okay, I lied. The Spider-Man one is only sort of okay. And I have the feeling that I’m gonna loathe that annoying fat kid even more than I do right now.

OTOH, the next movie looks great! Or rather, looks like it could be great. It could also be a tedious, over-CGI’d mess that stupefies rather than entertains.

And, of course, the last season of Game of Thrones. All this trailer reminds me of, is that the series is about 1000x better than whatever George will eventually come up with.

So exciting!

It’s King Arthur! No, Not That One…

Did you see King Arthur yet? Not the new one, the one by “The producer of Pirates of the Caribbean“?

You didn’t miss much. I mean, Antoine Fuqua is a capable director, and has made some EXCELLENT movies, but this one isn’t one of them. Let’s prove it.

TO THE VIDEO!

Also, this is my 2000th post on the blog. Sweet.

Also, also, I’ll be reviewing the new King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, on Geek Gab today. SWEETER!

A Cornucopia of Blade Runner 2049 Goodness!

So… it’s coming. Blade Runner 2049.

Blade Runner 2049 — Ana de Armas and Ryan Gosling

Btw, the chick in the car is Ana de Armas and she is GORGEOUS.

And here’s the trailer!

And also a couple of posters.

The other one!