Detectives, Dames, and Disney Princesses!

San Diego’s Astor Alexander recasts Disney Princesses as hard boiled murder mystery dames.

A crack shot and a cold killer… but who was hunting who?
She’ll steal your heart… and everything else.
Family can be such a bitch.
On this pleasure cruise, her pleasure was crime.
Where the lights are brightest, the shadows are darkest.
Her trademarks: a cold heart and shining steel.
She turned her back on the wrong woman… and may never wake again.
The most fatal femme fatale of all.
You come at the queen, you best not miss.

Marvelous Movies That Were Never Made! (But Should Have Been!)

In a universe next door (or maybe a couple of doors past that) many movies were made long before they were supposed to be…

AND IT WAS AWESOME.

It’s not just that the posters are pitch-perfect matches for their time, it’s the CASTING. Seriously, read who else is supposed to be in these.

Richard Pryor as The Corporate Coward? PERFECT.

Someday, real-world CGI technology may allow these movies to be made, and I hope somebody remembers these because they’d be SPECTACULAR.

Check out a bunch more marvelous movies never made below, and even more at the artist’s Behance page.

Steve Martin in Elf? Richard Burton in 28 Days Later? Young Mel Gibson in Thor: Ragnarok?

SOLD.