Two trailers came out today, and they both look AWFUL. First up: THE DEFENDERS!
Someone smack that “immortal Iron Fist”, because he sounds like a whiny little punk. All in all, I’m got getting positive vibes from this one.
And now… THE DARK TOWER!
Listen, assholes, ROLAND DOES NOT NEED TO BE CONVINCED TO GO TO THE TOWER BY SOME SNOT-NOSED PUNK KID.
That’s the entire POINT of his character.
You’ve taken a colorful and original character, and turned him into another cookie-cutter “Reluctant Hero”, refusing the call to adventure. SAVE ME FROM SAVE THE CAT. Save us all.
The movie looks resoundingly generic. What a waste.