Okay, technically it’s the Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets trailer, but NO WAY am I typing that out every single time.
It’s by Luc Besson, which up until the release of Lucy have been a great sign, but isn’t anymore. Plus… well, there’s the trailer.
It looks like another CGI-laden disaster, like Jupiter Rising and Warcraft: Fake, floaty, and unimpressive.
I think I’ll catch this one on home video.