HAPPY HALLOWEEN Y’ALL! In celebration of this, the most august holiday of the year, kick back, each some chocolate, and watch a scary movie.
Here’s ten of the best!
And now, so you know what to avoid, here’s ten of the WORST!
Listen, assholes, you can dog on the rest—they’re truly mediocre movies—BUT YOU LEAVE RESIDENT EVIL ALONE. It’s a great zombie flick, and it was never meant to be a The Ring or Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It was meant to be, and is, pure zombie shooting fun, so BACK THE HELL OFF.