WHEN B’ARS ATTACK!

So, The Revenant. Otherwise known as There’s B’ars in Them Thar Hills!

the-revenant

Otherwise known as Leo Suffers For Realsies to Earn an Oscar For Acting Fake!

Let’s roll the vid!

If you’ve never been starving—and this dude might not have, but I have—eating the raw fish and raw bison with a fire 10 feet away makes perfect sense. It’s like being an addict, you lack full control—your body takes over and compels action for survival. Trust me, it’s disconcerting and not at all fun.

In any case, The Revenant was a GORGEOUS movie, well worth seeing once. I’m not so sure it was really very rewatchable, however. If you haven’t seen it, you should, at least once, low angle tree shots and all.

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