I hate games that start of slow, and make you slog through the same boring old instructions you’ve heard a million times—JUST LET ME SHOOT THINGS, DAMMIT. Here’s eight that don’t.
The worst of the slow ones was this Final Fantasy game I tried to play—it had a TWENTY HOUR tutorial. AW HELL NO. I didn’t make it past hour, like, hour two I think.
Give me something fast-paced and quick moving, because if I want boredom, I can always play a walking simulator or some Twine game about suicide or something. SNORE.