Some Video Games Take Forever to Get Going… and Then There’s These Gems!

I hate games that start of slow, and make you slog through the same boring old instructions you’ve heard a million times—JUST LET ME SHOOT THINGS, DAMMIT. Here’s eight that don’t.

The worst of the slow ones was this Final Fantasy game I tried to play—it had a TWENTY HOUR tutorial. AW HELL NO. I didn’t make it past hour, like, hour two I think.

Give me something fast-paced and quick moving, because if I want boredom, I can always play a walking simulator or some Twine game about suicide or something. SNORE.

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2 thoughts on “Some Video Games Take Forever to Get Going… and Then There’s These Gems!”

  1. Wolfenstein has always been an alternate history take on WWII. All you have to do is play Wolfenstein 3D to get that. Nothing about New Order was different from that.

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