Happy Mutant Ninja Turtle Day!

That’s right! Today is the day the no-doubt super-spectacular Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows comes out in theaters!

To celebrate, we present three—count ’em, THREE!—superb shorts about everybody’s favorite heroes on a half shell.

That's them.
That’s them.

Lets start with “Seven Things You Didn’t Even Know That You Didn’t Know About the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie” (2014).

Lets follow that up with “Everything Wrong With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze“.

And last, but ABSOLUTELY not least, let’s delve deep into the unknown past of the TMNT… “Honest Trailers – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of Their Shells (feat. The Nostalgia Critic).”

YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY WATCH THIS.

Oh yeah. Oh, baby. The cheese. The horror. The absolute unbelievable crapitude of that… it’s almost painful.

Look at it this way: no matter how bad today’s movie is, it ABSOLUTELY CANNOT be bad as that cavalcade of turtleriffic schlock. ABSOLUTELY CANNOT.

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