Assassin’s Creed: An Okay Trailer for What Looks to Be a Subpar Movie!

Let’s just be honest: I couldn’t put it any better than I did in the headline—this looks like it’ll be a subpar movie, and the trailer is merely okay.

Hey, I just say Captain America: Civil War for the second time today, and everything else looks like crap. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

df-ew-first-look-dec2015It’s not like Altaïr’s costume was exactly subtle, but blue face tattoos? Come on, people.

3 thoughts on “Assassin’s Creed: An Okay Trailer for What Looks to Be a Subpar Movie!”

  1. Reminds me a bit of Avatar. Y’know, the kid with the arrow tattoo in the cartoon, made into this weird crazy detailed *thing* for the movie? It’s like they need to find a reason to keep the makeup crew busy, like it’s a union thing.

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