That’s not hyperbole. I literally fell asleep twice during Star Wars: The Force Awakens, once when some Imperial somebody or other was lecturing someone and once when the goofy alien (you know, the one what looks like they were lifted from a Hanna-Barbera Saturday morning kid’s cartoon) was lecturing Rey about something.
LIGHTBULB! Lecturing people about things is BAD in a Star Wars movie. Who knew?!
And now, the Honest Trailer.
Hey, anybody want a pizza roll?