Ironically, The Force Awakens Put ME To Sleep

That’s not hyperbole. I literally fell asleep twice during Star Wars: The Force Awakens, once when some Imperial somebody or other was lecturing someone and once when the goofy alien (you know, the one what looks like they were lifted from a Hanna-Barbera Saturday morning kid’s cartoon) was lecturing Rey about something.

LIGHTBULB! Lecturing people about things is BAD in a Star Wars movie. Who knew?!

And now, the Honest Trailer.

Hey, anybody want a pizza roll?

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3 thoughts on “Ironically, The Force Awakens Put ME To Sleep”

  1. I enjoyed the movie as an audience member, but my list of problems with this one is much longer than my list of problems with Episode 1.

  2. I want a pizza roll!

    I didn’t find it boring, it was well-paced I think. But the more I watched it, the less I liked some of the characters. The good parts stayed good, the plot holes loomed larger.

    Still better than the prequels.

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