What is WRONG with you people? WHY DO YOU HATE GOOD GAMES?
• Jade Empire was great, but maybe a little less accessible than it needed to be.
• Played Rayman Origins. Not my kind of game.
• Played Brütal Legend. Again, didn’t like it. Also, EA lied about what kind of game it was.
• Okami? Before my time, and on the wrong platform, to boot.
• Beyond Good and Evil? Never played it.
HEY BOOK PUBLISHERS? You know how 620,000 copies of your $10 book is a SMASH OMG SUCCESS FROM SPACE! Well, 620,000 copies of a $60 game is A DISASTER SO BAD ITS EPIC FAIL LASTS FOR CENTURIES!
30 years of preachy, boring message fic really torpedoed your market, huh?