Jurassic World: Some Handy Survival Tips!

NO Spoilers! (Assuming you’ve already seen the movie. And if you haven’t: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?)

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying Jurassic World was BAD. I enjoyed it, mostly.

But only because I turned off my “gaping plot hole” detect-o-meter.

Okay, “turned off” is a misnomer. I saw Jurassic World right after I saw Terminator Genisys, so my “gaping plot hole” detect-o-meter had already burned out.

I’d never seen a movie made ENTIRELY of plot holes before…

5 thoughts on “Jurassic World: Some Handy Survival Tips!”

  1. “NO Spoilers! (Assuming you’ve already seen the movie. And if you haven’t: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?)”

    What’s wrong with me? It doesn’t start here until August 5.
    Probably the rest of the world already owns it on Blu-ray while were still waiting to buy out ticket.

  2. “Jurassic World” had a hilariously stupid plot, and terrible dialogue, and uninspired acting, but if you went to the theater for any of that, well…why? I went to see dinosaurs fight, and that’s exactly what I got. The key is to temper expectations. You’re going to get a cool dino fight movie – nothing more, but nothing less. Nothing wrong with that at all.

  3. I went to it for all that, AND dinos.

    Because I am a MST3k/rifftrax fan and once you’ve calibrated your movie scale by “the Room” standards, Jurassic World, even T:Gensys (which goodbadflicks did defend) seems like oscar gold.

    And yes that does mean things like Pixar & Nolan end up being films beamed down from Heaven Itself. (oooh… a Christopher Nolan directed Pixar film…)

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