And here we are at last. A superhero movie SOOOOOOOO bad, I still haven’t seen it.
How bad are we talking? It’s got Jennifer Connelly in it, and I still haven’t seen it. I see everything that has Jennifer Connelly in it, but not this.
It’s 2003’s Hulk!
My first thoughts? I hope they were joking about those transitions, because PHEW! Terrible.
But I don’t think they are.
At least I know now that, no matter how bad Age of Ultron might turn out to be, it’ll never be as bad as Hulk. Which is both scary and reassuring, you know?