Truly Terrible Gifts for Geeks

Over at EveryJoe.com, they list “20 Geeky Holiday Gifts for Every Fan”. Here’s the secret: most of them suck.

Like the Star Trek Pizza cutter.

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Hard to hold, harder to clean, easily broken.

SOLD!

Then there’s the Khaleesi Dragon Egg Necklaces, described as…

…classy enough to be worn to work or a nice dinner but badass enough to make your fellow Game of Thrones geeks green with envy.

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This person clearly has no idea what the word “badass” actually means.

And then there’s this Transformers Monopoly set.

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Because what geek doesn’t want to play with a bunch of Transformers that Can’t. Ever. Transform?

Ever.

See 15 other truly terrible geek gift ideas (one or two of them actually don’t suck) At The Link!

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